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A Return to Friday Diversions: Laboring Quotations; “Must be able to write witty and engaging dialogue…” |
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I apologize for the long time that has gone by between diversions. My second fictional wife was bitten by Bobo the Detective Chimp while being arrested for homosexual prostitution. And as I was taking measures to avoid her further infection, I myself came down with a wonderfully nasty case of Isaac Hayes syndrome. I am still wearing gold chains as suspenders and singing in my living room with a shaved scalp and a deep moody baritone.
Quotations
“Must be able to write witty and engaging dialogue for all girl erotic movie to take place on beach front home.”
“Are you humanistic?”
“Right on”
“I am medium Handsome”
“Good intercourse is a work of art”
“My God is Real”
“I make news and feel Hope”
“Love can make or break you”
“You’ve got skills to back up your wackiness! What
a treat.”
“With her father outside on the patio, I pretended to watch the Dodgers while she used that zucchini so well…”
“Please excuse our fat squinty creation.”
” Bleach Blonde Beach Bombshell”
“Precious are the hours we touch one another”
“Hope everything is coming up poppies and sunshine”
“It’s all hot and well buttered”
“Keep the faith and safety/soul close brother”
Well, not that I was looking for an explanation, but that’s just hilarious!