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Happy Sexy Halloween |
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A few days ago, some female friends of mine were mocking women who use Halloween as an excuse to wear lots of makeup and little clothing. They laughed about the fact that Halloween "costumes" gravitate toward the same predictable standbys year after year. Whether occupations or animals, they're all basically the same - long on leg and short on originality. Here they are:
- Sexy Nurse
- Sexy Cop
- Sexy Maid
- Sexy Fairy/Angel
- Sexy Librarian
- Sexy Dancer (or any excuse to wear a leotard)
- Sexy Celebrity (usually Madonna, pick your favorite phase)
- Sexy Cat
- Sexy Mouse
- Sexy Bunny
While this list might be enough to get a lot of guys drooling, to me it screams lame. Some of us men appreciate more, ahem, sophisticated kinds of sexiness. So ladies, for this Halloween The Seminal provides some original suggestions for costumes, in case you're still deciding. We've assembled our top ten, but don't let the order fool you - they're all winners.
10. Sexy DMV/BMV Worker
9. Sexy Gym Teacher
8. Sexy Plumber
7. Sexy Retiree
6. Sexy Mental Patient
5. Sexy Orangutan
4. Sexy 50-year Smoker
3. Sexy Lunch Lady
2. Sexy Manatee
And the winner….
1. Sexy Anne Coulter (aaaaaahhhhh!)
Happy Halloween!
Next Halloween I'm going to be Nancy Pelosi. I'd also like to see someone pull off a Larry Craig costume. I figure it'd be something akin to walking around in a suit and a portable toilet stall. Walking with a wide stance.
Cheers—- all those manatees around, halloween's never been sexier