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Sunday Funny: George Bush’s Top Ten Choices for the Next President of Cuba |
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At a meeting in the oval office, Bush laid out his preferred replacements for Fidel Castro:
#10) Jacques Chirac — “he’s got experience running a commie regime.”
#9) “That nice Cuban maid who taught me to read when I was 14.”
#8) Elmer Fudd — “one bad ass outlaw replaces another.”
#7) Will Smith — “what can’t he do?”
#6) Hillary Clinton — “look Hil, you are president. Syke!!”
#5) Chico Escuela
#4) Sasquatch — “just to prove he exists”
#3) Hyman Roth
#2) Jeb Bush, Marvin Bush or Neil Bush — “nobody will notice, trust me brothers.”
#1) “Shit, if I knew where it was maybe I’d know who to appoint.”
***MPK, or Joey Kittens, is a legend in Miami’s food distribution industry. He doesn’t live or work in Miami. Born into a blue collar family in early 1980’s Chicago, he grew up, went to school, and graduated. He has no goals or dreams. Each day, as he says, brings about its own “juice and dutiesâ€Â. Those closest to Joey describe him as an ‘unflappable, egomaniacal & unfriendly menace that I happen to agree with’. Every now and then he practices non-violent protest. He’s flattered to be involved in The Seminal.
How about Musharraf?
Thought about throwing him in, already had Chirac.