Jason Rosenbaum

Midday Open Thread: Getting Medieval On Immigration

by Jason Rosenbaum  ::  Filed Under Daily Briefing  ::  March 13th, 2008 @ 3:03 pm EST

So…what's worse than a huge, expensive wall on the border that doesn't actually work? What about a moat:

Faced with high-levels of crime and illegal immigration, authorities in Yuma are reaching back to a technique as old as a medieval castle to dig out a "security channel" on a crime-ridden stretch of the border and fill it with water.

"The moats that I've seen circled the castle and allowed you to protect yourself, and that's kind of what we're looking at here," said Yuma County Sheriff Ralph Ogden, who is backing the project.

I hope they fill it with alligators. And pour boiling oil on the immigrants trying to swim across. Perhaps the immigrants will bring their catapults and siege engines to the party.

Seriously folks, we're regressing. Torture and now this? Let's just reinstate rule by divine right and fuedalism and call it a day.

What's on your mind? This is an open thread.

DISCUSSION

3 RESPONSES to “Midday Open Thread: Getting Medieval On Immigration”

Josh Nelson says  ::  March 13th, 2008 @ 4:35 pm EST

I, and Alex T., still say corrupt politicians should be tarred and feathered.

a.m. schmitz says  ::  March 14th, 2008 @ 4:52 am EST

god i love walls!..you can hang pictures on them..you can spray paint graffitti on them..you can hide behind them..they keep nasty brown people out..just like gods chosen people do in gods choesen land..i say contract the construction of it out to the chines..there good at making walls..better yet..hire poor mexicans to build it..and pay them sub-standard wage'es so you can pass on the savings to the hatefull american tax payer..shit lets build a wall over the whole u.s. too keep the sun from shineing its global warming on us..walls work..untill you git to the end of them..then you can walk right thru un-hindered. lol

Mac says  ::  March 14th, 2008 @ 5:37 am EST

I think we still have rule by divine right, a la the Bush administration.


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