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Obama-McCain Presidential Debate Drinking Game

by Guest Writers  ::  Filed Under Elections 2008  ::  September 26th, 2008 @ 11:30 am EST

The drinking game for the Biden-Palin debate on October 2nd 2008 can be found here.

Every time John McCain mentions his POW experience, praise his courage and drink a kamikaze. This one is only for the heavy drinkers.

Every time Obama says change everyone has to switch seats and drink the other person’s drink of choice.

Every time John McCain tries to associate Barack Obama with an unsavory character, take a sip of your dirty martini.

Every time someone says bailout you have to finish your drink and pour another.

Every time John McCain says “my friends“, spit out your drink and shout “I am not your friend” at the television.

Every time “evil”, “evil doers”, or anything with evil is mentioned, drink a sip of French red wine.

Every time John McCain threatens Iran, drink a savage car bomb or cherry bomb.

Every time Barack Obama ties John McCain to George W. Bush, drink a sloe gin fizz and wish for better days.

Every time John McCain displays how hopelessly out of touch he is, drink an old bastard.

Every time John McCain refers to the USSR or any other non-existent formerly communist country, get ready to ride the red tide.

When Georgia is mentioned, drink a fuzzy navel.

Every time John McCain mentions Sarah Palin, drink a white russian. After all, if Sarah Palin is around there must be a Russian nearby somewhere.

Every time John McCain smiles creepily, drink a roofie-colada.

If anyone mentions a golden parachute, pound some goldschlager.

Every time John McCain makes an appeal to states rights, lean back and take a sip of that sweet southern comfort.

When NATO membership is mentioned, clink glasses with everyone around you and attack anyone who refuses to clink.

If John McCain doesn’t show up, lock yourself inside and sip Jack Daniels all night. It is going to be a long six weeks.

Every time John McCain says anything, take a drink from the oldest, crappiest bottle you have—that skunked beer in the back of the fridge, the two-dollar wine someone gave you for your birthday five years ago, the dregs from that bottle of Popov vodka left over from a party you had in February—because you’ve heard it all before, and you didn’t much like it the first time.

Regardless of what either candidate says, at the end of the debate, drink something that must be lit on fire first, then hit yourself in the face with a shovel.

Previous Presidential debate drinking games can be found here and here.

Leave your own suggestions as comments, and have fun tonight!

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DISCUSSION

12 RESPONSES to “Obama-McCain Presidential Debate Drinking Game”

already drunk says  ::  September 26th, 2008 @ 3:12 pm EST

What about drinking a Redbull and Vodka every time for every uh, um, ah that Sen. Obama utters? If he does, you know its gonna be a long night.

Anne says  ::  September 26th, 2008 @ 3:13 pm EST

This game sounds like fun, but thats how I’ve been drinking every weekend for the last 8 years, vote for change if not for anything else, but the health of my liver…ha ha ha

Jeff says  ::  September 27th, 2008 @ 1:46 am EST

You forgot about all the times he refers to himself as a maverick.

Matt says  ::  September 29th, 2008 @ 3:06 am EST

What happens when either of them says, “fundamental difference?”

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