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Sarah Palin Is Already Vice-President |
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A few weeks ago, I wrote the following:
Sarah Palin Is Already Vice-President
Super secret about everything? Check.
Refusing to give interviews? Check.
When she does give interviews, act like it’s a huge fucking inconvenience for her to be answering your questions and that you should just shut up and let her do her job? Check.
Now she just has to shoot someone in the face and have four heart attacks before election day and we should be good to go.
Well, apparently, I’m not the only one who thinks Sarah Palin is already Vice-President. It turns out that Sarah Palin herself is convinced that she already holds this office:
‘The pundits today on TV—one of them was saying, check out the vice president’s schedule, check out where she’s going—she’s going to Nebraska,’ Palin said.
Get that? She referred to herself in the third person as “the vice president.” Now granted, this could just be a slip of the tongue, but add this to the fact that this woman is completely fucking insane, and I’m predicting that even after she and John McCain lose on November 4th, she’s still gonna refer to herself as the Vice-President.
She can even build a fake White House out of snow for herself and her snowman version of John McCain.
Wait a minute. I just thought of something. Remember that snowman who took it to Fred Thompson and Mitt Romney during the primary? Apparently he’s from Alaska. Why hasn’t he spoken out against Sarah Palin?
Oh right, she’s the Vice-President. She probably had him murdered.
[Update:] I have found the video of Todd Palin murdering the snowman:
You better get yourself an attorney Todd. This campaign is so over.
(Cross posted at The November Blog)
