Noah

John McCain Is A Vicious IslamoFascist Fundamentalist Terrorist Evildoer

by Noah  ::  Filed Under Elections 2008  ::  October 14th, 2008 @ 9:02 pm EST

Hey kiddies,

Remember how many, many Americans think that Saddam Hussein personally planned, financed, and carried out 9/11? Even though George W. Bush himself has told us that this isn’t true and that he has no idea where we could have conjured up such an idiotic fantasy?

Well guess what, everyone who thinks Saddam=9/11?

Now John McCain=Saddam=9/11!

That’s right:

William Timmons, the Washington lobbyist who John McCain has named to head his presidential transition team, aided an influence effort on behalf of Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein to ease international sanctions against his regime.

There you have it. John McCain knows a guy who worked for Saddam Hussein, who is a guy who some Americans still think is responsible for 9/11.

In 3 easy steps we have discovered that John McCain is a terrorist, and that he personally flew remote controlled planes into the World Trade Center on 9/11.

I now call upon all of the red-blooded, patriotic Americans who plan on attending John McCain’s rallies in the final days of this campaign to bring signs that read “Sajjohn McSsein” and “Jaddam HuCain” to the event! Feel free to also yell “terrorist” while John McCain speaks. He will really appreciate that. Even if he doesn’t, keep doing it. It’s your patriotic duty. Even if he begs you to stop and calls you “my friend,” just keep yelling “terrorist.” Because, by your standards, that’s what he is, my dear, dear friends.

(Cross posted at The November Blog)

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DISCUSSION

3 RESPONSES to “John McCain Is A Vicious IslamoFascist Fundamentalist Terrorist Evildoer”

Jason Rosenbaum says  ::  October 15th, 2008 @ 2:22 pm EST

I for one would hope people in America are more responsible than to elect this terrorist, John McCain.

Red Wind says  ::  October 15th, 2008 @ 8:51 pm EST

Who IS John McCain?

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