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Joe Biden Should Just Announce Now For 2016 |
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Seriously. At this rate we will never have another Republican president ever.
Barack Obama is going to win this election in a landslide.
Republicans know it, and they are already fighting over who will be the “leader” of the party for 2012.
Here are the all-star front runners who are already just dying to challenge soon-to-be President Obama and who we should absolutely be terrified of (ha!).
Known exorcist Bobby Jindal is already on his way to Iowa to prepare for 2012.
Budding rapper Mitt Romney and Dinosaur Hunter TriSarahTops Palin are already going negative on one another.
Rudy Giuliani has already reserved JoinRudy2012.com, so he can campaign for president while reminding everyone that it’s about to be the 11th anniversary of 9/11.
The RNC seems to think that its strongest messenger right now isn’t its candidate for president John McCain, but actually fake, B-move president Fred Thompson.
And finally, fried squirrel aficionado Mike Huckabee has begun to prepare for 2012 by starting a horrible, horrible show on Fox News, where he plays music in a band that is totally comprised of stagehands from other Fox News shows, but that totally rocks out, in an out of tune, tone deaf sort of way.
At this rate, the only potential Republican presidential candidate we will ever have to worry about again is Noah McCullough, a little kid who is already planning a 2032 bid for the big chair.
Don’t worry though, I’ve already got the hit pieces in the hopper on this kid.
Man, the Republican Party is so fucked forever.
(Cross posted at The November Blog)
I know it looks good for Obama, but I get a knot in my stomach everytime someone talks like the election is already over. So I’m going to use the word “should.” Should Obama win, the smart Republicans are going to wait until 2016 - do they really think they could knock this guy out as an incumbent?
Which, of course, leaves the field open for Palin and Thomspon (who knows he might not live until 2016).