Let me quickly list my top 7 favorite and least favorite things about Canada.
Favorites/Favourites:
1: Hockey…is there any better trophy than the Stanley Cup?
2: The names of cities that make me giggle (I’m thinkin Saskatoon).
3: French Canadian Trappers.
4: The words ‘eh’ and ‘hoser.’
5: It’s bi-lingual.
6: Rick Moranis.
7: Curling…because you know that sport was invented by bored drunk people.
Non-Favorites/Non-Favourites:
1: Kilometers per hour. Give me a break. Kilometers in general for that matter.
2: Alan Thicke.
3: Canadian Football.
4: Their Capital is Ottawa…they’ve kept that a secret apparently.
5: Canadian Beer. It’s awful…give me a Bud can.
6: The word ‘Centre.’ You think you’re better than me or something?
7: Canadian money.
Oh Canada…our great neighbors to the North. It’s not my favorite country in the world (I piss Red, White, and Blue…and excellence) but it’s definitely in the top 10 (just above the United Arab Emirates but below Bulgaria). Canada is an interesting place though, and when you look at its stats next to America’s it makes it hard to imagine that these two countries share a border (kind of like Haiti and the Dominican Republic…that might’ve been a bit drastic). For example, Canada has a ton of political parties, my personal favorite being the Marijuana Party (not that I even smoke, I just find it funny…like a National Beer Party - not to be confused with the one I have in my apartment on Tuesdays).
As in America, though, the top two parties essentially win all the elections. Canada is a little more blunt about what their parties stand for, hence the names ‘Liberal Party’ and ‘Conservative Party’. However, when looking at these two parties as opposing political ideologies it’s hard to imagine what place they would have here in America.